Monday, December 17, 2012

The Masked Ones


The Mask forces your mouth to constantly gape open.  This allows excessive efficiency that must go into the box score.

Kyrie was the Fuck Truck driver during Knicks game with his 41 points.  I think the mask had something to do with it.  No, I know it did.  Adding a third mask to the roster was the perfect idea.  Kyrie must have done it on purpose knowing that both Tristan Thompson and Tyler Zeller would also become hyper efficient along with himself.  The big pair combined for 32 minutes, 9-10 shots, and 10 rebounds.  As Tony the Tiger would say, “They’re Great.”

The Masks of the Cavs
Fifty-nine con masks,
Three masks make a mega man,
Where is the poster?

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