Saturday, November 17, 2012

Dr. Hibbert

Roy Hibbert is playing pretty terrible this year as we all know from his 8.8 points a game and 8 rebounds a game.  As a seven footer, just standing around with his arms up should grab him more  than 8 boards. More and more people are going to realize this, so I have a new gimmick for him to distract them with.  He should learn how to talk like Dr. Hibbert from the Simpsons and do his press conferences in a doctor coat. 

He could start to say he is actually attending medical school, which is why his stats have dropped so drastically. 

He’s too distracted with his new knowledge to play ball, since he’s always worried about that next test.  This sounds like a sitcom:  Roy Hibbert we could be millionaires (you, even more a millionaire and, me, actually just a new millionaire) if you embrace this idea after your NBA career is over.  Right now, the show is a good safety with how shitty you’re playing.

He should learn the laugh first, so he can make this Dr. Hibbert video appearance live action.

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