Good Kid, M.A.A.D City is an Album of a Good Kid’s Dreams

 Kendrick Lamar has a dream and he thinks it’s like Martin Luther King’s.  Thankfully, this dream is a little less applicable or realistic in the confines of the modern world and will stay a dream.  He wants his dick to “get as big as the Eiffel tower,” so he can fuck the whole world for three days.  Scary shit, illogically, scary shit.  He gets its going to have be big if the world is going to hit it, but he proves the illogicality of this dream when he says some chick with ass that a “ruler couldn’t measure”  “make [him] cum fast.”  I’m pretty sure no ruler can measure the asses of all the people in the world.  No ruler could handle America;  we’re fucking fat in the ass so there's no way he lasts all 3 days.  At least we know that his song's dream is surely going to only be a dream now, so no dummy like him is going to get “money and power.”

Screw it though, give him that money and power, since the song is catchy.  He must have been singing his dreams the whole album because it’s all catchy. Check it out if you like gangster lyrics with Mos Def style beats and production.